SKU: SKU: PTT122502BD86
Couple - If Distance Didn't Exist We Probably Be F*cking Right Now - Personalized Wooden Slider Card Keychain
Couple - If Distance Didn't Exist We Probably Be F*cking Right Now - Personalized Wooden Slider Card Keychain
June 21
Jun 21
Order placedJune 26-29
Jun 26-29
Order shipsJuly 06-11
Jul 06-11
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Description
Description
Add a touch of humor to your keys with this Personalized Wooden Slider Card Keychain. Engraved with the bold phrase, "If Distance Didn't Exist, We'd Probably Be F*cking Right Now," it’s a fun and cheeky reminder for long-distance relationships. Made from high-quality wood, this customizable keychain is a perfect gift for a partner or anyone with a sense of humor.
Special Message
- If Distance Didn't Exist We Probably Be Fucking Right Now
Product Details
- Made from high-quality, eco-friendly wood, offering a natural, rustic feel and long-lasting durability.
- Typically sized to fit in a standard envelope, making it easy to send through the mail.
- Sanded for a polished, smooth texture that enhances the engraving and ensures a premium look and feel.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
June 21
Jun 21
Order placedJune 26-29
Jun 26-29
Order shipsJuly 06-11
Jul 06-11
Delivered!- Orders can be cancelled or modified within 24 hours after being placed.
- Canvas/ Poster/ Metal Sign: These packages cannot be delivered to a PO box.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- For more detailed information and instructions, please visit our Replacement & Refund Policy.
- International orders: It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs. We have no influence on the customs process and apologize for any inconvenience due to delivery delays resulting from this.
- Learn more about Shipping Policy here.
Personalization
Personalization
- Please complete fields required to customize options (Name/Characteristics) and recheck carefully all the customized options.
- Text: Standard English excluding special characters, emojis to ensure the best looking.
- Characteristics: Pick one-by-one options that match your description.
- The last step, click "Preview" to get a glimpse of the wonderful creation you’ve made ❤️.
Please be aware that the Preview may be slightly different from the physical item in terms of color due to our lighting at our product photoshoot or your device’s display.
Let customers speak for us
Great quality and super cute design. It brought a big smile to my grandma’s face – she proudly shows it off to everyone!
Absolutely adorable! My mom loved seeing all her grandkids' names and characters on the keychain. The shaking effect makes it so fun and unique!
The customization was spot on and it arrived faster than I expected. Highly recommend!
I got this for my sister after she had her baby, and she loved it. The print is clear and the size is perfect for everyday use.
Such a cute little keychain! The personalization was spot-on, but it arrived longer than I expected. Anyway great gift idea for dog lovers
I got one with my dog Bella’s name on it, and it looks just like her! The glitter inside is so fun, and I’ve already had so many compliments
He loved it! The personalization made it feel really special, and the glass looks great on his bar cart. It was packaged well.
I bought these for all my groomsmen and had them personalized with their names and roles. They were a huge hit! The decanter feels heavy and high-quality, and the engraving came out crisp and clean.
The puzzle looks beautiful and the engraving is very clear. It was a thoughtful addition to our living room décor.
The quality of the wood is solid, and the personalized names made it feel really special. It was a meaningful gift for our family and brought smiles all around. Highly recommend for anyone looking for something heartfelt.
The personalization came out perfect and the apron feels durable. It's a fun conversation starter when I'm grilling with friends.
Got this apron as a gift for my husband and he loves it. The message is hilarious and definitely gets a laugh at every BBQ. Quality is better than expected – thick material and the print looks great. Would absolutely buy again!
I got this for my best friend and she loved it! It’s super cute, well-made, and the little moving parts make it even more special. It totally matches our chaotic energy
The 'Partners in Crime' theme is so cute, and the shaking effect adds a fun little touch. Great quality and perfect for gifting to my best friend!
Such a fun idea! I didn’t have many photos to upload, so now I feel like I need to travel more 😂
